Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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