at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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