The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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