my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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