Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and she was petting her beer can
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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