People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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