He is such a slut. More and more my type.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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