Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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