My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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