yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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