What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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