I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize