East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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