You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Someone signed my nipple.
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