I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
