My hand turned me down
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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