I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
is that a dick in a sweater?
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