She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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