White coat. Heels.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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