I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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