Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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