I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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