Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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