hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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