I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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