How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize