i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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