That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Even my vagina gasped.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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