ugly people sure do ruin things
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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