Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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