Plan B is the new Plan A
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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