Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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