you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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