Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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