Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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