hell yes lets make some ravioli
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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