I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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