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(425): View more from Washington

he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too

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(616): View more from Michigan

Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday

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(573): View more from Missouri

I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.

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(347): View more from New York

Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.

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(212): View more from New York

He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.

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(765): View more from Indiana

You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."

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