I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I need to stop coming to work sober
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I would fuck him just for his dog
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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