I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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