I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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