Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
