East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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