i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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