this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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