I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We just shotgunned beers for America
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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