All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My feet surprised me
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