Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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