yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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