It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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