He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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