Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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