Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
