Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This show inspires me to have sex in space
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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