office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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