YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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