He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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