whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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