yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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