my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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