I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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