Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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