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i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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