I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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